Ah Terrell Owens, how I've missed the true you this season. I have no love for Keyshawn Johnson, but it seems that he was simply saying that Bill Parcells is at least somewhat responsible for the success the Cowboys are having this year, which is true. The team is basically the same one that he made, so yeah, I'd say he has some credit due. Nothing wrong with that.
Terrell Owens of course takes this as an opportunity to unnecessarily attack Keyshawn Johnson and his NFL career. Classic TO, taking a non-issue and turning it into one. One could even say that is Senor Owens' specialty! Horray for windbag!
Now hopefully the Eagles can hold him to no TDs on Sunday...
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
RUN SOUTH, IT'S SNOW DAMMIT, SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Why is it that whenever it snows in this region the local media treats it like it's World War III? Region survives first snow? Were we just bombed? Was it ever in doubt that we would survive? It's only a matter of time before the articles start to read like this:
Region Barely Survives First Snow
It was a close call, but the Delaware Valley barely survived the first snow bombing of this dangerous winter season.
The precipitation fought fiercely but only inflicted minor damage in a one inch assault upon our sidewalks and senses.
The barrage fell throughout the day, destroying streets and making living conditions unbearable.
"Why does it do this? Why all this senseless precipitation? Can't it just leave us alone already? I have children!" screamed Center City resident Linda Mackers.
"Man, I walk my dog around here, what if he gets wet and cold? It could happen! Man, he would even slip out there! What is wrong with the weather? I don't know if I can take it anymore," said West Philadelphia resident Hakeem Brown.
There is no word on if this senseless attack from the weather will continue tomorrow, but god willing, it won't.
Ugh, why does slightly inclement weather freak out local news so much?
Region Barely Survives First Snow
It was a close call, but the Delaware Valley barely survived the first snow bombing of this dangerous winter season.
The precipitation fought fiercely but only inflicted minor damage in a one inch assault upon our sidewalks and senses.
The barrage fell throughout the day, destroying streets and making living conditions unbearable.
"Why does it do this? Why all this senseless precipitation? Can't it just leave us alone already? I have children!" screamed Center City resident Linda Mackers.
"Man, I walk my dog around here, what if he gets wet and cold? It could happen! Man, he would even slip out there! What is wrong with the weather? I don't know if I can take it anymore," said West Philadelphia resident Hakeem Brown.
There is no word on if this senseless attack from the weather will continue tomorrow, but god willing, it won't.
Ugh, why does slightly inclement weather freak out local news so much?
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Mmm Pork Chops
Apparently the name "Pork Chop" is offensive to Latinos! Seriously? Wow. I'm glad that absurdity has reached new heights. I have never heard a Latino called "pork chop", so I had no idea that it was offensive. I don't know why someone would call a Latino pork chop to be offensive though. There's so many other names already, do we really need food products? This is so stupid that my brain can't take it. God!
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