Why is it that whenever it snows in this region the local media treats it like it's World War III? Region survives first snow? Were we just bombed? Was it ever in doubt that we would survive? It's only a matter of time before the articles start to read like this:
Region Barely Survives First Snow
It was a close call, but the Delaware Valley barely survived the first snow bombing of this dangerous winter season.
The precipitation fought fiercely but only inflicted minor damage in a one inch assault upon our sidewalks and senses.
The barrage fell throughout the day, destroying streets and making living conditions unbearable.
"Why does it do this? Why all this senseless precipitation? Can't it just leave us alone already? I have children!" screamed Center City resident Linda Mackers.
"Man, I walk my dog around here, what if he gets wet and cold? It could happen! Man, he would even slip out there! What is wrong with the weather? I don't know if I can take it anymore," said West Philadelphia resident Hakeem Brown.
There is no word on if this senseless attack from the weather will continue tomorrow, but god willing, it won't.
Ugh, why does slightly inclement weather freak out local news so much?
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