Here we are, the last of George W. Bush's State of the Union addresses. Has it already been eight years? Man, does the time fly when things are shitty!
I'm watching the address as I write this and I think I'm seeing how truly silly this speech has become. Well, not so much the speech, but the television coverage of the speech. I really should have prepared a drinking game for this.
For instance, I could drink every time that the Republicans rise to clap and cheer and the Democrats just sit there. I could take a drink every time the camera switches to a prominent Democrat like Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama and find them scowling and/or bored (especially in the case of Senator Clinton.
I could take a drink every time I see Dick Cheney smirk and Nancy Pelosi grimace (how often these two thing s happen together is fairly amazing). Seeing these two sit next to each other in back of President Bush is hilarious in and of itself.
Observations:
- Seeing Ted Kennedy and Barack Obama sit next to each other is also pretty funny. Who wants to see these two crazy kids get together and be running mates? I sure do! I can think of only a few more awkward pairings than that (Ron Paul and Dick Cheney come to mind).
- Hilary Clinton looks like she wants to kill herself sitting there.
- Did Bush really bring up Colombia? Has someone been watching Clear And Present Danger?
- Dubya really should have shown up in a cowboy hat. Or maybe a spacesuit. It's his last SOTU, he might as well.
- Dick Cheney's making a face akin to a common gorilla.
- It feels like Bush is the principal of a high school scolding his students for doing lousy work and not doing what he tells them to.
- How does somebody get one of those great seats way up high in back of the President? That has to be the best seat in the house. You can take a nap there and still say you attended. I bet someone up there has a Nintendo DS.
Finally, does Congress really need to applaud after every bullet point the President makes? Jesus Christ this is boring, I could be watching Arrested Development instead. Let the great experiment begin!
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I watched it too! Well, as much as I could take. Nancy Pelosi was in serious tension there!! Every word, and every syllable, that GWB spoke, looked like pure hell for her. I thought to myself, this reminds me of CSpan, where it always seems like the person in the background of whoever is speaking, is just there to distract, as if hired by the opposition. I mean, I have spent a good deal of time watching these people, who seem to be professionals at making a smirk at just the right time to offset the point that they want to offset. I thought Pelosi surely must have spent weeks preparing for this event, knowing that she would be having to sit behind the biggest Ahole in presidential history, next to the biggest war swindler, having to somehow not show "full support", while everyone claps at every bullet point. I thought she must have made herself sit, every morning, for an hour or two or three, and play some GWB recordings, and just sit as still as she can. That's how good I think she pulled it off. Although the book reading, and looking down, was a bit excessive.
This will definitely be on You Tube I bet...
Stephanie
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